Absurd Ramblings with Blurts of Actual Emotion

Dan Johnson

| Writer | Film Geek | Musician | Comedian | Part-time Wizard | Actor |

Dec 2

I wonder if God cries. Or gets sad, even. Or happy. Or elated. Does he ever have a good belly laugh? Does he sense contentment? Does he feel pride or remorse? Is he stoic? We know from the Old Testament that he experiances bloodthirsty, murderous rage and fierce pride. He imbued mankind with all of these emotions, but its hard to imagine him feeling any of these. Its almost a little embarrassing to think of him feeling jealousy. Of course he’s WAY more advanced and evolved than we are. So i guess the ultimate stage of humanity is when we don’t laugh or cry or experiance any emotion at all. God gave us laughter as a constant reminder of what lesser-evolved beings humans are.

stupid humans!

David Cross
“I Drink for a reason”