Absurd Ramblings with Blurts of Actual Emotion

YAY a new one! : Some Thoughts about Who We Are

I think life can be described simply by the words of Charles Dickens, “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times”. That’s all it is.

I know that everyone is exactly the same, because even the most badass gangster, still has as much trouble deciding what chocolate bar to get as a little old jewish lady.

If you’re ever embarrassed by the ‘weird’ thing you are into, just remember that that there are people out there that draw pictures of Simpsons character fucking each other and put them on the internet. Suddenly Dungeons and Dragons doesn’t seem so bad. (However, if that ‘weird’ thing you are into is drawing Simpsons character fucking, I’m sorry, but that’s fucking weird and you should be embarrassed)

If you are ever intimidated by someone, just think about how much diarrhea they have probably had in their life. Even Batman must have eaten some bad sushi one night.

A man’s worth is not measured in tweets.

Sometimes I’m afraid this all just one big game of SIMS, and I think whoever is controlling my character is a sick bastard.

I think if George Bush read 1984 in high school; he didn’t get it.

We just aint the cells we used to be.

Statistically speaking, there are enough people on earth that every movie must be at least  someones favourite movie. That means somebody out there fucking loves Police Academy 4.

I love words, and as George Carlin said it ‘Words are all we really have’. Maybe the reason I write is because I want something here when I’m not. I think I want to be immortal. This blog will never be deleted right?

My new dog finished his first big bag of food. I look at the big empty bag and then at the little dog. That dog ate that much food, and shit it out. Wow

Hey aws

Join me on the Dark Side

     So today (and basically every other day) I was thinking about StarWars. In Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi, the Deathstar is being rebuilt. But what I dont understand is how something of that magnitude is built! Where would they even start?? Was it planned and built in pieces on seperate planets, or did they just start with the reactor core and built outwards from there? I do understand the people that did make it, Clerks went very in depth about this subject, but I cant wrap my head around the putting together of such a beast in such a short period of time! It was blown up in 1977, and then half built again in 1980, and I know thats earth time, but the time between A New Hope, and Empire can only be up to three years, because Luke and everyone else doesnt get any older, and nothing happend that was worth writing down! So in three years, the empire got their shit together and built half the Deathstar. All I can say is WOW.

Then those Rebel dicks just went and blew it up again!

Its suprisingly lonely on the internet

Well, here I am. Just me and the internet now. I guess i should say something thats worth the internets time…

This blog is basically going to be a dumping ground for unfinished ideas, rants, and weird things that I find funny. If you dare enter and get into it, great comedic treasures await!

And if you pay attention, you just may learn something!